Hello everyone. Instead of posting just that, here is a real groaner of a joke:
>A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay
>her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened
>to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
>sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The
>distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is
>dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean,
>you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a
>coma." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He
>returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the
>duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
>put his front paws on the exam table and sniffed the duck from top to
>bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
>The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments
>later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also
>sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat
>back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and
>strolled out of the room.
>The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this
>is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet
>turned to his computer, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he
>handed to the woman.
>The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried.
>"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!
>The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill
>would have only been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat
>Scan, it all adds up!
