You're lucky I'm limiting myself to posting the flame list once per day. I'm twitching.
*twitch*
I can't keep promises.
Dear:
[√] Thread Starter
[ ] Above poster
[ ] Quoted poster
[ ] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Noob
[√] Newbie
[ ] N0000b
[ ] Nub
[ ] Judgement wanabee
[ ] Victim of sibling parentage
[ ] Victim of "God Complex Syndrome"
[ ] Ganker
[√] 12 Year Old
[ ] Baboon
[ ] Forum Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[ ] Bottle
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Example of why Jack Kavorkian should make house calls
[ ] Other:
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common thread and still posted too many times a day.
[ ] You posted a "Judgement are the most hated Clan in the game!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "NJ/Judge rush is too strong" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Tay is too awesome and made me reset for cheating" thread.
[ ] You posted a "I am hot" thread.
[ ] You posted a "OMG SIG PLZ" thread.
[ ] You posted a stupid link.
[ ] You posted a battle report.
[ ] You posted an awful idea.
[√] You posted a "MAKE ME A FORM PLEASE" thread.
[ ] You accused Seed of being inactive.
[ ] You need to learn to play your formation.
[√] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of the game.
[ ] You're just an idiot.
[ ] You posted a thread.
[ ] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You lost a game to me and came here to cry about it.
[ ] You lost a game to Tay and came here to cry about it.
[ ] You posted showing a total lack of understanding about this game.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[ ] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacing commasandperiods
[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.
[ ] Y0u u$3d Nu/V3r$ and sy/V0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[ ] Other:
In punishment, you must:
[ ] Level a Holy paladin on World of Warcraft to level 70.
[ ] /delete yourself
[ ] Never come into these forums again.
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Join Bottle’s fan club.
[√] Play for 2 months with the default formation.
[ ] Play for 2 months with an all pyro bomb.
[ ] Date tay(m)ed
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[ ] See a picture of Bottle and Tay‘s wild night out.
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Beat Omegashin.
[ ] Go send tay some hatemail.
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] Migrate to Canada.
[ ] All of the above.
[ ] Nothing. You are lucky.
[ ] Search for the answer to this thread.
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Wisp is fine, l2play.
[ ] DSM is fine, l2play.
[ ] Grey jumping is fine, l2play.
[ ] Dropless grey is fine, l2play.
[√] Default form is fine, l2play.
[ ] NJ rush is fine, l2play.
[ ] Bombs are fine, l2play.
[ ] There is no cheating in
tao, l2play.
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Your existence makes a compelling argument in favour of involuntary euthanasia.
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STHU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] All of the above
[ ] No one Cares