Go Back   Legends Forums > Legends Community > Junk


Tactics Arena Online

Omfg Uber Pyro Pwntar

This is a discussion on Omfg Uber Pyro Pwntar within the Junk forums, part of the Legends Community category; An essay on OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind ...

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-10-2007, 02:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
ZOMG UBER PYRO PWNTAR
 
johnnyoc3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 293
johnnyoc3 has a lot of fansjohnnyoc3 has a lot of fans
Omfg Uber Pyro Pwntar

An essay on OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Underestimate OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR, but probably not. A child�s approach to OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR is of great importance. Even a child could work out that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

To quote that most brilliant mind Esperanza Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR, that this highlights an important issue. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.'
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In conclusion, OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.

I'll leave you with this quote from Elvis Paltrow: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR by my side.' [3]




make your own here:
http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/
have fun!!
__________________


<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?

Last edited by johnnyoc3; 01-10-2007 at 02:54 AM.
johnnyoc3 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 02:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 0
Gypsy is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyoc3 View Post
An essay on OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR. Underestimate OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR at your peril. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR is rarely given rational consideration by global commercial enterprises, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR within the vast framework which this provides.


How do we explain these clear trends? Clearly the average wage, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTARilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the star of stage and screen Achilles T. Time 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.'
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR?

Conclusion

In conclusion, OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR plays a large part in the lives of all. It inspires, ensures financial stability and statistically it's great.

One final thought from the talented Beyonce Beckham: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]


make your own here:
http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/
have fun!!
Reminds me of the complaint letter generator I used for my complaint to King Omega E. Shin.
Gypsy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 02:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
ZOMG UBER PYRO PWNTAR
 
johnnyoc3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 293
johnnyoc3 has a lot of fansjohnnyoc3 has a lot of fans
shh delete your quote. i had it hake a better one. :P (oh and care to post a link to that?)

----

and on that note i will bring all you lazy people who wont read it all to this part :


In conclusion, OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest,, though OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly OMFG UBER PYRO PWNTAR.
__________________


<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?

Last edited by johnnyoc3; 01-10-2007 at 02:58 AM.
johnnyoc3 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 02:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
LF Mod + President
 
Flash Demon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: NJ
Posts: 12,391
Flash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a godFlash Demon is on the right road to become a god
Mine was almost the exact same thing....I wonder if a dumb teacher would accept this? ;)
__________________


Flash Demon is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 0
Gypsy is an unknown quantity at this point
An essay on The life of supple tits

Issues surrounding The life of supple tits can never be over analysed. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of The life of supple tits. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that The life of supple tits is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of The life of supple tits.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child�s approach to The life of supple tits bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard The life of supple tits. I haven�t. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to The life of supple tits. We will primarily be focusing on the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Oil
Prices

The life of supple tits

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Well oil prices cannot sustain this instability for long. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to The life of supple tits.

To quote a legend in their own life time, Kuuipo Shandy 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to The life of supple tits this is clearly true. History tells us that The life of supple tits will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for The life of supple tits?

Conclusion

In my opinion The life of supple tits plays a large part in the lives of all. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human.

Let's finish with a thought from star Clint Schwarzenegger: 'Oooh yeah The life of supple tits shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Go mad for The life of supple tits - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books
Gypsy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
ZOMG UBER PYRO PWNTAR
 
johnnyoc3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 293
johnnyoc3 has a lot of fansjohnnyoc3 has a lot of fans
@flash

people email the site all the time with tales of turning in the essays for full credit. lol.

btw that wierd how yours was simmilar. they all have the same format but have vastly different info in each.

@gypsy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
To quote a legend in their own life time, Kuuipo Shandy 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to The life of supple tits this is clearly true. History tells us that The life of supple tits will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for The life of supple tits?

Conclusion

In my opinion The life of supple tits plays a large part in the lives of all. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human.
ROTFLOL
__________________


<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?

Last edited by johnnyoc3; 01-10-2007 at 03:04 AM.
johnnyoc3 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
Sort of Retired
 
Tarik Keyhand's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: A Created Universe... Iowa, USA
Posts: 1,198
Tarik Keyhand is a name known to allTarik Keyhand is a name known to allTarik Keyhand is a name known to allTarik Keyhand is a name known to allTarik Keyhand is a name known to allTarik Keyhand is a name known to all
Quote:
Originally Posted by Essay
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Tarik Keyhand? We can say that Tarik Keyhand is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Mariah Morissette: 'You win some, you loose some, but Tarik Keyhand wins most often.
uber awesome generator

I do love the conclusion to an essay on me...
Tarik Keyhand is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
ZOMG UBER PYRO PWNTAR
 
johnnyoc3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 293
johnnyoc3 has a lot of fansjohnnyoc3 has a lot of fans
dude u rigged the hell out of that :P
__________________


<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?
johnnyoc3 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 0
Gypsy is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyoc3 View Post
@flash

people email the site all the time with tales of turning in the essays for full credit. lol.

btw that wierd how yours was simmilar. they all have the same format but have vastly different info in each.

@gypsy



ROTFLOL
I know, at first I wasn't sure but then I read it and realized it came out brilliant. I almost wet myself.
Gypsy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 03:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
ZOMG UBER PYRO PWNTAR
 
johnnyoc3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 293
johnnyoc3 has a lot of fansjohnnyoc3 has a lot of fans
good thing i just went to the bathroom eh? ;)
__________________


<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?
johnnyoc3 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
pwntar!! johnnyoc3 Battle Reports 13 11-07-2006 10:32 PM
OMFG! I just noticed. nooki On Topic 119 08-29-2006 07:42 PM
OMFG! no way! nooki Off Topic 30 08-14-2006 06:13 PM
Pyro Render Jeremy TAO Art 13 05-13-2006 06:08 AM
Opinion on some "uber forms." Peon Training Room 5 03-16-2006 03:15 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:20 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Theme by Alantris | Maintained by Waterdeep Design
Copyright ©2000 - 2007, Legends Forums

One of the largest message boards on the web !