Anniversary

Duraza · 09-30-2008, 04:23 PM

Well, funny things happen....

A year ago from...a couple days ago I think, I came to LF. Registered my little hiney, and in no time got a buttload of negs! It's been fun.

And then a year from that, Gypsy gets banned >.> lol.

Well, let me chronicle you things from my point of view:

Months 1-3: A Noob Signs up on LF

Once upon a time, there was a little e-noob called Duraza. He was fresh off of growing a massive e-peen due to developing another game. With confidence in his mind and a prior love of TAO, he wandered back into that mystique that clouds this game for newcomers. He loved every minute of it, learning the "tough love" of LF and doing his best to fit in. After a couple of epic fail threads and posts, he finally adjusted to the climate and did his best with his old clan, Netjak.

Months 3-7: Relative Peace

Not much happened on LF during these times. A few flare ups, and the game was rumbling along like it normally did. Lots of forum activity, lots of new players and forumers coming in, and the tournament season was in full swing. Little Duraza, in the meantime, was stuck in the stat race, about 1300 by this time. After much whoring and selling of body parts to other e-players, he finally managed to get a double gold. Confidence swelled almost to a bursting point, our hero managed to lay the law down on some poor noobs before being brought back to reality by the better players. Poor little Dur struggled and clawed for quite a while before bringing his stats up to 1500, where they would rest while he focused on other things....

Months 7-9: Chaos Eclipse

A brother of our hero, Johnny13, requested Duraza's help in working with his clan. Duraza agreed, and created a new account which would later become gold, Djinni. He struggled and wept, through many hardships, but eventually Chaos Eclipse became a respected clan in TAO. CE rose up the ranks to about 10 or so, but then.......Johnny13 left for a family trip, and our hero was made to go Netjak or Nothing, to appease the elder gods....

Months 9-12: The Great Spam Wars

Duraza fought and wept many times, aiding his family of Netjakkers through many troubled times. His new account was raised beyond the stat limits, and he focused on foruming. Oftentimes gaining 200+ posts in a day, he gained a reputation as well...a spammer >.> winning the spammer of the year award, he kind of dwindled off as real life held its icy cold grip upon his e-ween0r. He began moderating a new game, as TAO slowly began losing some of its players. ABO, it was called, and it took much of Duraza's time. However, he remained faithful and steady on TAO, and was named leader after nearly two years with Netjak ingame-wise. This brought him back to the game, where he has resided ever since, smoking pot and discussing life's mysteries with his friends in netjak.

Therein resides my history. Not much, really, but I wanted to say...

It's been a great year with LF! I don't plan on leaving any time soon, so I hope you all are ready for another year with me!

Hollywood · 09-30-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duraza

Well, funny things happen....

A year ago from...a couple days ago I think, I came to LF. Registered my little hiney, and in no time got a buttload of negs! It's been fun.

And then a year from that, Gypsy gets banned >.> lol.

Well, let me chronicle you things from my point of view:

Months 1-3: A Noob Signs up on LF

Once upon a time, there was a little e-noob called Duraza. He was fresh off of growing a massive e-peen due to developing another game. With confidence in his mind and a prior love of TAO, he wandered back into that mystique that clouds this game for newcomers. He loved every minute of it, learning the "tough love" of LF and doing his best to fit in. After a couple of epic fail threads and posts, he finally adjusted to the climate and did his best with his old clan, Netjak.

Months 3-7: Relative Peace

Not much happened on LF during these times. A few flare ups, and the game was rumbling along like it normally did. Lots of forum activity, lots of new players and forumers coming in, and the tournament season was in full swing. Little Duraza, in the meantime, was stuck in the stat race, about 1300 by this time. After much whoring and selling of body parts to other e-players, he finally managed to get a double gold. Confidence swelled almost to a bursting point, our hero managed to lay the law down on some poor noobs before being brought back to reality by the better players. Poor little Dur struggled and clawed for quite a while before bringing his stats up to 1500, where they would rest while he focused on other things....

Months 7-9: Chaos Eclipse

A brother of our hero, Johnny13, requested Duraza's help in working with his clan. Duraza agreed, and created a new account which would later become gold, Djinni. He struggled and wept, through many hardships, but eventually Chaos Eclipse became a respected clan in TAO. CE rose up the ranks to about 10 or so, but then.......Johnny13 left for a family trip, and our hero was made to go Netjak or Nothing, to appease the elder gods....

Months 9-12: The Great Spam Wars

Duraza fought and wept many times, aiding his family of Netjakkers through many troubled times. His new account was raised beyond the stat limits, and he focused on foruming. Oftentimes gaining 200+ posts in a day, he gained a reputation as well...a spammer >.> winning the spammer of the year award, he kind of dwindled off as real life held its icy cold grip upon his e-ween0r. He began moderating a new game, as TAO slowly began losing some of its players. ABO, it was called, and it took much of Duraza's time. However, he remained faithful and steady on TAO, and was named leader after nearly two years with Netjak ingame-wise. This brought him back to the game, where he has resided ever since, smoking pot and discussing life's mysteries with his friends in netjak.

Therein resides my history. Not much, really, but I wanted to say...

It's been a great year with LF! I don't plan on leaving any time soon, so I hope you all are ready for another year with me!

Epic. Epic. Epic.

*BRAVO*

Loved it. I Laughed. I cried. And everything in between.
I nominated this to become some sort of short film. Could win an award for this!

Duraza · 09-30-2008, 04:38 PM

Will you play me in it?

shatterstar · 09-30-2008, 06:18 PM

i'll play you if you play me.

Duraza · 09-30-2008, 06:45 PM

Ooh, that sounds like a good deal!
do you look like me? Because I KNOW I look like you.

Hollywood · 09-30-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duraza

Will you play me in it?

No. I want to play someone with more stature than you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by shatterstar

i'll play you if you play me.

I WANT TO PLAY YOU!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duraza

Ooh, that sounds like a good deal!
do you look like me? Because I KNOW I look like you.

Can I be gypsy? Or cong? We could do like an interent forum write up! Like a story thread!

Like a dialogue! Or something! :P

Terror of Kawaii · 09-30-2008, 09:38 PM

Hey I liked you from the start.

Although it saddens me you hardly ever respond to the sexual harassment I give you in the lobby.

Demi · 09-30-2008, 09:39 PM

I want a history too
I need to get writing

•†• · 09-30-2008, 09:51 PM

Nice, must have taken a while to type all that up.

Duraza · 09-30-2008, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terror of Kawaii

Hey I liked you from the start.

Although it saddens me you hardly ever respond to the sexual harassment I give you in the lobby.

I go and cry, usually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by •†•

Nice, must have taken a while to type all that up.

not really. I'm a freaking fast typer, and I was darn bored.

09-30-2008, 04:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Duraza Retired Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Netcave Posts: 5,924	Anniversary Well, funny things happen.... A year ago from...a couple days ago I think, I came to LF. Registered my little hiney, and in no time got a buttload of negs! It's been fun. And then a year from that, Gypsy gets banned >.> lol. Well, let me chronicle you things from my point of view: Months 1-3: A Noob Signs up on LF Once upon a time, there was a little e-noob called Duraza. He was fresh off of growing a massive e-peen due to developing another game. With confidence in his mind and a prior love of TAO, he wandered back into that mystique that clouds this game for newcomers. He loved every minute of it, learning the "tough love" of LF and doing his best to fit in. After a couple of epic fail threads and posts, he finally adjusted to the climate and did his best with his old clan, Netjak. Months 3-7: Relative Peace Not much happened on LF during these times. A few flare ups, and the game was rumbling along like it normally did. Lots of forum activity, lots of new players and forumers coming in, and the tournament season was in full swing. Little Duraza, in the meantime, was stuck in the stat race, about 1300 by this time. After much whoring and selling of body parts to other e-players, he finally managed to get a double gold. Confidence swelled almost to a bursting point, our hero managed to lay the law down on some poor noobs before being brought back to reality by the better players. Poor little Dur struggled and clawed for quite a while before bringing his stats up to 1500, where they would rest while he focused on other things.... Months 7-9: Chaos Eclipse A brother of our hero, Johnny13, requested Duraza's help in working with his clan. Duraza agreed, and created a new account which would later become gold, Djinni. He struggled and wept, through many hardships, but eventually Chaos Eclipse became a respected clan in TAO. CE rose up the ranks to about 10 or so, but then.......Johnny13 left for a family trip, and our hero was made to go Netjak or Nothing, to appease the elder gods.... Months 9-12: The Great Spam Wars Duraza fought and wept many times, aiding his family of Netjakkers through many troubled times. His new account was raised beyond the stat limits, and he focused on foruming. Oftentimes gaining 200+ posts in a day, he gained a reputation as well...a spammer >.> winning the spammer of the year award, he kind of dwindled off as real life held its icy cold grip upon his e-ween0r. He began moderating a new game, as TAO slowly began losing some of its players. ABO, it was called, and it took much of Duraza's time. However, he remained faithful and steady on TAO, and was named leader after nearly two years with Netjak ingame-wise. This brought him back to the game, where he has resided ever since, smoking pot and discussing life's mysteries with his friends in netjak. Therein resides my history. Not much, really, but I wanted to say... It's been a great year with LF! I don't plan on leaving any time soon, so I hope you all are ready for another year with me! __________________ ^Hollywood^ TAO's Finest Greys. TAO's Hardcore. Calvinball. (Legends Game Help)

09-30-2008, 04:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Duraza Retired Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Netcave Posts: 5,924	Will you play me in it? __________________ ^Hollywood^ TAO's Finest Greys. TAO's Hardcore. Calvinball. (Legends Game Help)

09-30-2008, 06:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
shatterstar Reprimanded Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,593	i'll play you if you play me. __________________

09-30-2008, 06:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Duraza Retired Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Netcave Posts: 5,924	Ooh, that sounds like a good deal! do you look like me? Because I KNOW I look like you. __________________ ^Hollywood^ TAO's Finest Greys. TAO's Hardcore. Calvinball. (Legends Game Help)

09-30-2008, 09:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Terror of Kawaii Asylum is Sex Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,715	Hey I liked you from the start. Although it saddens me you hardly ever respond to the sexual harassment I give you in the lobby. __________________

09-30-2008, 09:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Demi Reprimanded Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 2,077	I want a history too I need to get writing __________________ "Sometimes we're so focused on our enemies that we forget to watch our friends."

09-30-2008, 09:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
•†• 110th Tile Guard Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 63	Nice, must have taken a while to type all that up. __________________ 110th Tile Guard \| You can't hide what's inside! Don't worry about the world ending today, because it's already tommorrow in Australia.

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