Steven Segal

Lord Ash · 05-10-2007, 08:10 AM

HP: 45
AR: 5
PW: 20
MV: 3
RC: 2
BL : 40

Steven Segal is teleported into TAO. He punches for his normal attack, and he has one special:

Get drunk and get beat up by a redneck in a barfight. it's performed in the normal way. The following round you can sue the redneck, but that just makes you take a round of recovery, and look pathetic. If Chuck Norris and Steven Segal are both on field, they both are constantly in recovery, arguing over who is cooler, they both sux.

"Hey, at least I'm not Chuck Norris !!!"

Sabreur · 05-10-2007, 08:24 AM

lol, thats all i can say...just lol

Legendary Drow · 05-10-2007, 08:45 AM

Nice unit, something different. He's cool but his fighting skills can't match chuck norris.

Sabreur · 05-10-2007, 10:13 AM

Chuck Norris > Everything else in the Multiverse with the acception of maybe LEEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKIIINNNSS

RaXie · 05-10-2007, 10:25 AM

Chuck norris doesnt bleed. ever.

05-10-2007, 08:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lord Ash Charter Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 9th floor of Legends Posts: 611	Steven Segal HP: 45 AR: 5 PW: 20 MV: 3 RC: 2 BL : 40 Steven Segal is teleported into TAO. He punches for his normal attack, and he has one special: Get drunk and get beat up by a redneck in a barfight. it's performed in the normal way. The following round you can sue the redneck, but that just makes you take a round of recovery, and look pathetic. If Chuck Norris and Steven Segal are both on field, they both are constantly in recovery, arguing over who is cooler, they both sux. "Hey, at least I'm not Chuck Norris !!!"

05-10-2007, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sabreur LF Junkie! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Thats for me to know and you to find out....O hell I'll tell you now, N.S.W, Australia. Posts: 246	lol, thats all i can say...just lol __________________ Gifts: Dan7

05-10-2007, 08:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Legendary Drow Never Forgotten Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dark Abyss Posts: 19,165	Nice unit, something different. He's cool but his fighting skills can't match chuck norris. __________________ Biggest Spammer/Rep Whore 2007 Go into battle with one goal....DESTROY EVERYTHING!

05-10-2007, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sabreur LF Junkie! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Thats for me to know and you to find out....O hell I'll tell you now, N.S.W, Australia. Posts: 246	Chuck Norris > Everything else in the Multiverse with the acception of maybe LEEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKIIINNNSS __________________ Gifts: Dan7

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05-10-2007, 10:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
RaXie Penguin In A Can Join Date: May 2007 Location: over there points Posts: 1,759	Chuck norris doesnt bleed. ever.