The Fallen

The most annoying and bothersome of all creatures, the Noob runs around frantically flailing its arms up in the air while making irrelevant comments and asking random questions about odd topics to anything or anyone it comes into contact with.

Name: Noob
HP: 28
Movement: 6
Power: Runs up onto any adjacent tile next to any enemy unit on the arena, and begins bombarding them with a consecutive barrage of bad knock knock jokes. The opposing unit quickly loses their patience as well as their purpose in the game, and in an attempt to make the problem go away, the opposing unit makes a failed attempt on their own life, leaving it with only half of its current health (round up; when a unit is at 1 HP, it won't go any lower). + Specials
Wait: 0 in all situations.
Range: 1
Blocking: 0%
Armor: 95% (Persistent noobedness)

Single gold/Grey rare drop.

Special 1: The Noob creates a new account, thereby reviving itself. The new account only lasts 3 turns and can only be made if there are at least 2 units left on the Noob's side (excluding Noob and wards).

Special 2: Distraction - Constant effect: The focus of any focus unit the noob comes within 2 tiles of is immediately broken because of distraction.

Note: Regular attack cannot be used on friendly units, as they have already prepared themselves before battle with earplugs.

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DIGID

This unit is obviously underpowered. I like the attack and the special; they seem to perfectly fit the theme. However, only 90% Armor could result in an early death, considering how it lacks Blocking. You might want to try to find something it can block with, considering both Humans block.

I think the Special should be usable multiple times.

Overall, I think the unit is a pretty good concept and might work well in the game. It's a bit underpowered though, and I think the best solution for that is to make the Special usable multiple times.

Nice work The Fallen.

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The Fallen

Hm, you're right. Slightly underpowered. I added 5% armor and the ability to use it's special is now unlimited.

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dim

I think it should have a special ability to be set free and spend the whole match running uncontrolably naked around the board sir.

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Running Naked Through LF since 06-14-2005

DIGID

The tactical implications of that are amazing. I think the 5% increase in Armor makes it a little safer, but what do you think of dim's special? Two specials...I don't know, it might be too much.

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dim

You know it could have the special attack that it movew 4 random squares with each persons turn and should it so happen to venture within 2 squares of any of the female units they become preoccupied for 2 additional moves. Should it venture within 2 squares of either the chanty or Frostie or Stonie than that focus is broken. he he

You could call it the "IN ALL HIS GLORY ATTACK"

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Running Naked Through LF since 06-14-2005

The Fallen

But that makes it more of a "Stud". Last time I checked, chicks don't dig "Noobs" .

I do however like the unfocusing idea. Unfocused because of distraction? Excellent idea Dim sir.

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DIGID

I agree. Since it's only 2 tiles, and the Enchantress can freeze the Noob as well the next turn, it seems balanced. However, this added to the "knock knock" jokes could make it a bit overpowered. The Fallen, what do you think?

The Fallen, chicks don't dig game characters either. Plus, the Assassin's never been that picky, notice it attacks everything around it. I think it would fit nicely.

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dim

No sir not a stud if that was the case they would be driven to follow behind it. As it stands now they just spend a few turns scratching their heads thinking "WHAT A FREAKING NOOB" he he

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Running Naked Through LF since 06-14-2005

DIGID

That's an idea sir maybe that can be the Choob. What do you think?

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