YMMC July

Killerdude500 · 07-12-2006, 03:53 AM

Welcome to the Yo Momma Monthly Competition

This is a competition where people submit a monthly original Yo Momma joke each month. In the other Yo Mama thread, I heard at least 90% of those Mama jokes. Therefore, I want original stuff. If you post one that is not original, you are disqualified for that month. Remember you can only submit one Yo Mama joke per month so make it good. At the end of the month, the winner will be declared. As of right now there is no "cool prize.” However, you have the satisfaction of being better than every one else for the month.

For example, if someone posts:

Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

You will be disqualified.

A valid original yo mama joke is:

Yo mama is like TAO, she always gets rushed.

Even though the Yo Momma joke was not good, it still was original and it would be a valid entry.

The judges are Crimson Phoenix and I. If someone thinks a Yo Mama joke is not original, contact one of the judges with the proof. If there is no proof then we can not disqualify the accused person.

This month's competition will be on "Yo momma is so fat" jokes.

Valid Submissions
Yang
Cladestine
barbque bob
Ace

Disqualified Submissions - (can change submission for valid entry)
Mr. Consenverse
irunoverkidsinmyvan

Crimson Phoenix · 07-12-2006, 03:58 AM

Make it good, everyone.

Yang · 07-12-2006, 04:15 AM

Your mother is so fat, she ate the Milky Way for a snack, and I'm not talking about the fun size candy bar.

barbque bob · 07-13-2006, 02:43 AM

Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

Better?

Crimson Phoenix · 07-13-2006, 02:44 AM

I think we can disqualify that one. =p It's not original at all.

barbque bob · 07-13-2006, 02:47 AM

IROK · 07-14-2006, 03:14 AM

Can I use one I used in the actual YO MOMMA thread? I have never heard anyone else use it, but I'm not 100% sure (it's the Richard Simmons one). Please let me know if it's original before I actually submit it.

Crimson Phoenix · 07-14-2006, 03:17 AM

If it's already posted in the YO MOMMA thread; it's more than likely not original. So no.

-SlipKnoT- · 07-14-2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killerdude500

Welcome to the Yo Momma Monthly Competition

This is a competition where people submit a monthly original Yo Momma joke each month. In the other Yo Mama thread, I heard at least 90% of those Mama jokes. Therefore, I want original stuff. If you post one that is not original, you are disqualified for that month. Remember you can only submit one Yo Mama joke per month so make it good. At the end of the month, the winner will be declared. As of right now there is no "cool prize.” However, you have the satisfaction of being better than every one else for the month.

For example, if someone posts:

Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

You will be disqualified.

A valid original yo mama joke is:

Yo mama is like TAO, she always gets rushed.

Even though the Yo Momma joke was not good, it still was original and it would be a valid entry.

The judges are Crimson Phoenix and I. If someone thinks a Yo Mama joke is not original, contact one of the judges with the proof. If there is no proof then we can not disqualify the accused person.

This month's competition will be on "Yo momma is so fat" jokes.

You cant be serious. Can you?

Killerdude500 · 07-14-2006, 03:24 AM

I am very serious mr. slip either your in or your out. Who do you want to be?

07-12-2006, 03:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Killerdude500 Right Hand of the Emperor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Shiro Matsu Posts: 5,226	YMMC July Welcome to the Yo Momma Monthly Competition This is a competition where people submit a monthly original Yo Momma joke each month. In the other Yo Mama thread, I heard at least 90% of those Mama jokes. Therefore, I want original stuff. If you post one that is not original, you are disqualified for that month. Remember you can only submit one Yo Mama joke per month so make it good. At the end of the month, the winner will be declared. As of right now there is no "cool prize.” However, you have the satisfaction of being better than every one else for the month. For example, if someone posts: Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. You will be disqualified. A valid original yo mama joke is: Yo mama is like TAO, she always gets rushed. Even though the Yo Momma joke was not good, it still was original and it would be a valid entry. The judges are Crimson Phoenix and I. If someone thinks a Yo Mama joke is not original, contact one of the judges with the proof. If there is no proof then we can not disqualify the accused person. This month's competition will be on "Yo momma is so fat" jokes. Valid Submissions Yang Cladestine barbque bob Ace Disqualified Submissions - (can change submission for valid entry) Mr. Consenverse irunoverkidsinmyvan __________________

07-12-2006, 03:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crimson Phoenix 绛红凤凰 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Clipsburg, Pistolvania. Posts: 7,077	Re: YMMC July Make it good, everyone. __________________ Need some formations?

07-12-2006, 04:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Yang 2 in pink & 1 in stink Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: University of Southern California Posts: 1,946	Re: YMMC July Your mother is so fat, she ate the Milky Way for a snack, and I'm not talking about the fun size candy bar. __________________ Never forget The Flame Alliance! Best thread EVER posted! Too bad this forum is too conservative for Jeremy AKA my favorite member... Mods just love giving me infractions, so I guess I'm next in line for the "Banned" title.

07-13-2006, 02:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
barbque bob Wanted to Sit on Chair Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Columbus Posts: 1,500	Re: YMMC July Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy. Better?

07-13-2006, 02:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Crimson Phoenix 绛红凤凰 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Clipsburg, Pistolvania. Posts: 7,077	Re: YMMC July I think we can disqualify that one. =p It's not original at all. __________________ Need some formations?

07-13-2006, 02:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
barbque bob Wanted to Sit on Chair Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Columbus Posts: 1,500	Re: YMMC July :P

07-14-2006, 03:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
IROK Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 0	Re: YMMC July Can I use one I used in the actual YO MOMMA thread? I have never heard anyone else use it, but I'm not 100% sure (it's the Richard Simmons one). Please let me know if it's original before I actually submit it.

07-14-2006, 03:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Crimson Phoenix 绛红凤凰 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Clipsburg, Pistolvania. Posts: 7,077	Re: YMMC July If it's already posted in the YO MOMMA thread; it's more than likely not original. So no. __________________ Need some formations?

07-14-2006, 03:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Killerdude500 Right Hand of the Emperor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Shiro Matsu Posts: 5,226	Re: YMMC July I am very serious mr. slip either your in or your out. Who do you want to be? __________________

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