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This is a discussion on The Proverb And Sayings Thread within the Forum Games and Chain Threads forums, part of the General Discussion category; Pretty Simple, Share Any Cool, Funny, Stupid, Interesting, Etc. Proverbs or Sayings. "He who runs in front of car gets ...
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? How is it possible to have a civil war? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? |
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"It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it."
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Irrevocably you shall walk down a path, how far you go and what side routes you take are up to you. ~me
Relationships are all about time, but sometimes you are locked in a room without a clock. ~me Marriage is like fishing, you get a bite, reel for a long time, and by the time you reel the line all the way in, sucker is gone and it took half your bait. ~me I'm a wily fellow. Will come up with more later. Those were all from a while ago.
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