The Proverb And Sayings Thread

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Pretty Simple, Share Any Cool, Funny, Stupid, Interesting, Etc. Proverbs or Sayings.

"He who runs in front of car gets tired, he who runs in back of car gets exhausted."

[F13]

"Legend is just a word, but proving your it is a challenge."

[Michelle]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

[isuckatthisgame121]

Originally Posted by Michelle

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

Most of those are questions and not sayings, but whatever...

"It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it."

[furbyslayer]

Irrevocably you shall walk down a path, how far you go and what side routes you take are up to you. ~me

Relationships are all about time, but sometimes you are locked in a room without a clock. ~me

Marriage is like fishing, you get a bite, reel for a long time, and by the time you reel the line all the way in, sucker is gone and it took half your bait. ~me

I'm a wily fellow. Will come up with more later. Those were all from a while ago.

[isuckatthisgame121]

Originally Posted by furbyslayer

Irrevocably you shall walk down a path, how far you go and what side routes you take are up to you. ~me

Relationships are all about time, but sometimes you are locked in a room without a clock. ~me

Marriage is like fishing, you get a bite, reel for a long time, and by the time you reel the line all the way in, sucker is gone and it took half your bait. ~me

I'm a wily fellow. Will come up with more later. Those were all from a while ago.

Love the third one

[IROK]

There's already a thread about this. Actually, I'm sure there's more than one.

[isuckatthisgame121]

Originally Posted by IROK

There's already a thread about this. Actually, I'm sure there's more than one.

I searched it and didnt find one, link?

[IROK]

Rate the wise words above you!

[isuckatthisgame121]

Originally Posted by IROK

Rate the wise words above you!

touche :/