Teh Merge

crater · 03-30-2006, 07:24 PM

Woah, hold on there folks. This may not be an "official" unit post but I have an idea.

What does this place need? More women, that's what. And a way to get more women to play is how? Bingo, a unit they can relate to.

Now check it.
We have the ever so fine Chanty (which the Golds don't use) and the ever do dangerous Assassin.
These 2 units are awesome, as a grey only, no drop player, they are always in my line up.

Wouldn't it be nice to see these two units combine into a Gold unit?

Name in Progress, but I'm leaning towards "wife"

HP - 35
Armour - 10
Blocking - 50% front, 25% side
Range - 4
No wait time if only moved, but 3 wait after attack.
Attack - This part needs work but this is what I have so far. Just imagine, this fine specimen walking up to a group of enemies and paralysing them but able to choose location like the Furgy shrub placement. Now, if you hit her when she's focused (anytime with no HP limits) on her next move she can go off a la assassin attack. Why you ask, because women are funny like that.

I admit it needs some tweeking. But, since I'm picking apart other peoples units why not throw one of mine out there?

Gypsy · 03-30-2006, 09:03 PM

I think the wife should have a special bitch attack where she yells at a male unit, it then gets in an argument and the male unit has to go sleep on the couch(puts it out of play for 3 turns). ;)

IROK · 03-30-2006, 09:06 PM

Or the "enraged girlfriend" attack, where she screams and kicks the other unit square in the balls...dealing 30 damage!

-Van-

Gypsy · 03-30-2006, 09:08 PM

It has to be male though, kicks in the cooch don't do much.

IROK · 03-30-2006, 09:10 PM

EDIT: OK, for guys, kick in the balls...for assassin/chanty...punch in the uterus.
And I'd rather not talk about golems, seeing as I will not discus their gender

-Van-

Gypsy · 03-30-2006, 09:10 PM

It will have nothing to do with golems. It will simply slap them across the face.

Nec · 03-30-2006, 09:16 PM

PMS Attack
Once every 4 turns (equal to 4 weeks in reallife let's say) the Wife gets moody and bitchslaps one unit for an instant KO. This attack makes the Wife get into a good mood again until 4 turns later

LMAO :P

zz99 · 03-30-2006, 09:42 PM

lmao nec pos rep

Ambusher · 03-31-2006, 12:20 AM

does she strip! :P LOL

pigletismyidol · 03-31-2006, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambusher

does she strip! :P LOL

um thats kind of funny
this sounds like a pretty sweet unit

03-30-2006, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
crater Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 371	Teh Merge Woah, hold on there folks. This may not be an "official" unit post but I have an idea. What does this place need? More women, that's what. And a way to get more women to play is how? Bingo, a unit they can relate to. Now check it. We have the ever so fine Chanty (which the Golds don't use) and the ever do dangerous Assassin. These 2 units are awesome, as a grey only, no drop player, they are always in my line up. Wouldn't it be nice to see these two units combine into a Gold unit? Name in Progress, but I'm leaning towards "wife" HP - 35 Armour - 10 Blocking - 50% front, 25% side Range - 4 No wait time if only moved, but 3 wait after attack. Attack - This part needs work but this is what I have so far. Just imagine, this fine specimen walking up to a group of enemies and paralysing them but able to choose location like the Furgy shrub placement. Now, if you hit her when she's focused (anytime with no HP limits) on her next move she can go off a la assassin attack. Why you ask, because women are funny like that. I admit it needs some tweeking. But, since I'm picking apart other peoples units why not throw one of mine out there? __________________ Stop what you're doing, Because I'm about to ruin, The image and the style that you're used to

03-30-2006, 09:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gypsy Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 0	Re: Teh Merge I think the wife should have a special bitch attack where she yells at a male unit, it then gets in an argument and the male unit has to go sleep on the couch(puts it out of play for 3 turns). ;)

03-30-2006, 09:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
IROK Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 0	Re: Teh Merge Or the "enraged girlfriend" attack, where she screams and kicks the other unit square in the balls...dealing 30 damage! -Van-

03-30-2006, 09:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gypsy Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 0	Re: Teh Merge It has to be male though, kicks in the cooch don't do much.

03-30-2006, 09:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
IROK Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 0	Re: Teh Merge EDIT: OK, for guys, kick in the balls...for assassin/chanty...punch in the uterus. And I'd rather not talk about golems, seeing as I will not discus their gender -Van-

03-30-2006, 09:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gypsy Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 0	Re: Teh Merge It will have nothing to do with golems. It will simply slap them across the face.

03-30-2006, 09:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nec Speaking My Mind Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 5,721	Re: Teh Merge PMS Attack Once every 4 turns (equal to 4 weeks in reallife let's say) the Wife gets moody and bitchslaps one unit for an instant KO. This attack makes the Wife get into a good mood again until 4 turns later LMAO :P __________________ Change One Mind, Change The World My Facebook \|\| My GameSpot

03-30-2006, 09:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
zz99 FALCON PAAAUNCH Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Meeshegan Posts: 10,193	Re: Teh Merge lmao nec pos rep __________________ Love to Hate - 2007 Most Opinionated - 2007 & 2008

03-31-2006, 12:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ambusher VANITY Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: T-D0t Posts: 1,141	Re: Teh Merge does she strip! :P LOL __________________

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