muchieko_24

We formed a new clan: False Demise.

Website: http://falsedemise.co.nr/

Requirements:
1300+ Grey
1450+ gold
Testing may be required, upon further assessemt

You can contact one of the following:
nl[calamity]
muchieko_24
*zadico
ragnarth
japan_otaku
lothario

FD-Recruiter

Rules?
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You cannot join if you happen to fall under such a catagory which will be listed shortly:
of if you found yourself filling your spoon with milk and cereal and tried to feed yourself with the bowl recently.

anyway.

I have become somewhat of a pioneer in the swelling ranks of those who would leave melancholy in their wake, like two unsung heroes before me, i am leaving a simple exposition of those in the community i have come to notice.


cookie monster - you lovable larrikin. the thought of you fills my heart with warmth, and my gut with crunchy, golden goodness. c is for cookie, but that's not good enough for me.

alf - where did you go? rest your poor soul in the puppet cupboard next to the well of tears. did you go back to melmac having devoured those damn tanners and that elusive cat? i know cat was a pun for catalonian - and i've heard christians taste like chicken. you and i thought too much alike - f-off, my friend.

israel cohen - the very thought of you makes my veins knot, my blood clot, and my hopes rot. from your fucking shylock curls, that obtrusive aquiline nose, that single a-cup upon your head, to your fucking torah spouting cockhole - the very essence of your being disgusts me. i will set fire to the house of yahweh and your jesus murdering blood. see you soon.

junior - in my younger years i would have liked you. no, i lie. you are a f-ing, little, snot-nosed shit. truly ben and flo did not need to put up with your red-haired, freckled, bowtie wearing shenanigans. i hope your pen pal cosmo 'the killer' kramer guts you like a fish with a wooden ladle.

baphomet - i stand before your greater wisdom. but what the fuck are you? i submit to your greater wisdom, but first i must know to whom i owe it. were you a great cat or goat, possessed of conflicting dualities as levi depicted, whose anus was ritually kissed? perhaps the architect of solomon's tower as when your name is spelt backwards, one can produce the letters TEM-OH-AB meaning 'templi omnivm hominum pacis abbas' and hence not simply the idol of the knights templar, but the freemasons as well? as many believe, are you a severed head, of flesh and bone or some kind of crystal or precious metal? perhaps the golden Caput LVIII? or the product of one templars consorting with the lifeless body of his wife resulting, nine months later, in a head resting upon two crossed leg bones on her grave? perhaps you have islamic origins and are in fact a derivation of the word mahomet and you are, in fact, the head of hallaj? or perhaps you are the greek goddess of wisdom sophia, as when your name is run through the cabalistic cipher atbash informs? but then again, who can ignore the celtic indications, bran the blessed? hmm, whatever you are, you were truly a king among men, much like the merovingian line and dagobert ii. keep on trucking.

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Slydog

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What the fuck is this?

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muchieko_24

a joke? or is it?

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OmegaShin

Muchieko is definitely taking drugs lately :P

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Zeidrich

Agh, the confusion! I'm getting a headache! It's....augh...ech!

*head explodes*

Well anyways, I pos repped you much because you spelled "grey" the British/Canadian way. Keep up the good work :P

muchieko_24

drugs?! thats completely bogus.

perhaps its because im canadian - we're just cool like that. ^_^

zeidrick - spasms? - shame i can't be there in person to laugh 'til my tonsils are torn from my throat and upheaved phlegm and bile saturate you. :P

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crater

SPAZ

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Stop what you're doing, Because I'm about to ruin,
The image and the style that you're used to

Mask

so what happend woth SF?

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muchieko_24

http://falsedemise.co.nr/

disbanded.

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Mr. Consenverse

o.O??? wtf....

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