THE Netjak Thread

[Solomon's Revenge]

Originally Posted by Legendary Drow

Shame on you for cheating sir.
You know that cheating will get you know where in college right?

Advice on college coming from the person who dropped out of college to wack off to lf.

Originally Posted by |airforceone|

Uh.. you can cheat on any test. Except for pregnancy.. though you could stick the pregnancy thingy up some other woman's vajayjay. Lol.

Oh god, that reminds me of what happened to my friend. ROFL!!!!

[Duraza]

I dropped out of homeschool to forum on Legends.
And all I got was some green boxes

[|airforceone|]

Originally Posted by Solomon's Revenge

Oh god, that reminds me of what happened to my friend. ROFL!!!!

Uh.. Story time?

[Solomon's Revenge]

Originally Posted by |airforceone|

Uh.. Story time?

My friend Dave was going out with a girl (her name was Jess) and they had a huge, bitter fight in which they nearly killed each other. Seriously, they were really close for 2 years and then had this fued and boom, they were done. She though, wanted to get revenge.

Jess volunteered at a hospital at the time and managed to get a friend to make a fake report that said that she had gohnaria (wrong spelling, but you know, the std). The hospital called up Dave and told him that he needed to be tested for the disease. The test is basically taking a metal cotton swab and putting it into your pee-hole. Ya, OUCH!

Basically, Dave went to a hospital where his friend worked at and he realized that she was faking it and faked his own report. Scared, Jess went to get the actual test done on her and she found out that she was pregant.

[ToCool]

Oh man that is a good story!!!

I guess that sucks for her, crazy way to find out too..

Now shes the one that got PUNK'D lol.

[dim]

Originally Posted by |airforceone|

Uh.. you can cheat on any test. Except for pregnancy.. though you could stick the pregnancy thingy up some other woman's vajayjay. Lol.

I always thought that they just pissed on the thing.

Originally Posted by Duraza

I dropped out of homeschool to forum on Legends.
And all I got was some green boxes

Hey those are the key to life sir. Confusious say "Boxes of Green make ones life extra keen"

[1230abcz]

Originally Posted by Solomon's Revenge

I sleep through class, cheat like crazy and get an A. But you can't cheat on the final .... well, i guess i can.

Lol, I do nothing in class, nothing at home, and I just took a day off today -- even though I had two tests. But... the second I come back... I'm going to ace those tests and continue to do nothing. Lol.

Originally Posted by Legendary Drow

Shame on you for cheating sir.
You know that cheating will get you know where in college right?

Lol, Drowonite, you havn't changed. How do you think Bush got into college? Lol.

Originally Posted by Duraza

meh I take AP History, AP Lit, and GT Science....none of which I especially like, I'm just good at em'. But Calculus...nah, I'll skip.

Pshhhhhhhh. I'm taking Ap Calc, Ap Us, Ap English 11, AP Bio, AP Chem, and AP Physics. What now?! What now?! Get some! Get some!

Lol.

Originally Posted by |airforceone|

Uh.. you can cheat on any test. Except for pregnancy.. though you could stick the pregnancy thingy up some other woman's vajayjay. Lol.

That's what I did, but it still came out positive. So I checked myself, and it was still positive. And I was like: "What the dilly? I'm a guy"

And that's about all that happened to me. Lol.

Originally Posted by dim

You guys hear that 1230abcz is back in da game? Man... That dude is Off Da Hizzay. He got da pimpsta' beat down yo. Ch Ch Ch Chea Boiiiiiiii

Ch Ch Ch Cheaaaaaa Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Lol.

[dim]

All I got to say to that last post is get ready for a NEG sir.

[1230abcz]

Nice to see you back, sir.

Lol.

[Paris]

Hes been back for a while now.
You're more the one that just came back now
Welcome back sir.