God doesn't want Bottle playing TAO

Bottle · 06-01-2008, 03:24 AM

I thought I'd pop onto Legends for a quick grey game. I set up my standard dropless form and jump a grey with a mud avatar. He has a same-side grey bomb with front-row knight, witch, mud, witch, knight, second row pyro, pyro, assassin, pyro, pyro. OK.

Start of the game, everything seems normal. I blast a witch, he quakes, I kill the mud, he kills my witch and chanty. I pull back my knight and scout, and heal. (I take a front shot at a pyro as I leave, but it blocks. No problem at this stage.) He kills my assassin with his pyros while I hit a pyro down to 12 and blast the other witch. One of his knights gets inside my formation, but I hit it with my knight, and block the route to my cleric.

Here's where the fun starts. My 2 advanced knights are injured by his pyros. He sends his assassin up. It hits my knights, one from the front, one from the side. Sigh. OK- I go for the assassin from the side and retreat the most injured knight. The assassin blocks.

He kills one of my knights with a pyro. I try to hit his pyro that blocked earlier with my scout, 96% to hit. It blocks. He sends in his assassin to attack my knight from the front and my scout from the side. Both hit.

I hit the assassin, he pyros the assassin and my LW. I blast the assassin with my LW to ensure the bomb doesn't go off. He hits my scout from the side. (Again. +34, I think.) I heal my injured damage units, he hits my LW again moving 3 of his pyros into attacking positions. I hit the knight from the rear with my injured knight. My scout has +88, and he attacks it from the side. He hits and kills it.

The route to the cleric is still blocked so I send a knight to hit a pyro from the side. It blocks. He goes for my knight that's blocking the cleric. I try to kill the knight first. He blocks from the side. He side-hits my knight to kill it.

I blast the pyro that helped kill my knight and hit his knight from the side with -79, finally killing it. He sends in the remaining 2 advanced pyros, but hits my knight instead of killing my cleric. I still have a chance! It's my 40HP knight, 21HP cleric, 29HP BW and 40-ishHP LW against his knight and pyro, a decent distance away, plus a pyro that will recover after my LW does, and a 12HP pyro. I walk my knight up to prepare to kill the 12HP pyro from behind. Once I've done that and blasted the advanced pyro, I can use my wards to protect my cleric while I kill the final pyro, and then it's my knight, wards and cleric vs. his lone knight! Blocking can't stop me now! OK, let's...

Black screen.

Disconnected.

So it looks like I'm not playing TAO tonight.

Duraza · 06-01-2008, 03:27 AM

but God LOVES you bottle.
Look for the silver screen in every fail

*pardon. Black screen in your case. I couldn't help myself, really, i couldn't*

Elusive · 06-01-2008, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bottle

I thought I'd pop nto Legends for a quick grey game. I set up my standard dropless form and jump a grey with a mud avatar. He has a same-side grey bomb with front-row knight, witch, mud, witch, knight, second row pyro, pyro, assassin, pyro, pyro. OK.

Start of the game, everything seems normal. I blast a witch, he quakes, I kill the mud, he kills my witch and chanty. I pull back my knight and scout, and heal. (I take a front shot at a pyro as I leave, but it blocks. No problem at this stage.) He kills my assassin with his pyros while I hit a pyro down to 12 and blast the other witch. One of his knights gets inside my formation, but I hit it with my knight, and block the route to my cleric.

Here's where the fun starts. My 2 advanced knights are injured by his pyros. He sends his assassin up. It hits my knights, one from the front, one from the side. Sigh. OK- I go for the assassin from the side and retreat the most injured knight. The assassin blocks.

He kills one of my knights with a pyro. I try to hit his pyro that blocked earlier with my scout, 96% to hit. It blocks. He sends in his assassin to attack my knight from the front and my scout from the side. Both hit.

I hit the assassin, he pyros the assassin and my LW. I blast the assassin with my LW to ensure the bomb doesn't go off. He hits my scout from the side. (Again. +34, I think.) I heal my injured damage units, he hits my LW again moving 3 of his pyros into attacking positions. I hit the knight from the rear with my injured knight. My scout has +88, and he attacks it from the side. He hits and kills it.

The route to the cleric is still blocked so I send a knight to hit a pyro from the side. It blocks. He goes for my knight that's blocking the cleric. I try to kill the knight first. He blocks from the side. He side-hits my knight to kill it.

I blast the pyro that helped kill my knight and hit his knight from the side with -79, finally killing it. He sends in the remaining 2 advanced pyros, but hits my knight instead of killing my cleric. I still have a chance! It's my 40HP knight, 21HP cleric, 29HP BW and 40-ishHP LW against his knight and pyro, a decent distance away, plus a pyro that will recover after my LW does, and a 12HP pyro. I walk my knight up to prepare to kill the 12HP pyro from behind. Once I've done that and blasted the advanced pyro, I can use my wards to protect my cleric while I kill the final pyro, and then it's my knight, wards and cleric vs. his lone knight! OK, let's...

Black screen.

Disconnected.

So it looks like I'm not playing TAO tonight.

What luck Bottle, it happens to everyone.

Seemed like a good and lucky game for your opponent.

isuckatthisgame121 · 06-01-2008, 03:35 AM

Seems lady luck isn't to fond of you

EverL · 06-01-2008, 03:39 AM

Of course I don't want you playing TAO.

/classic

Orodoro · 06-01-2008, 03:43 AM

Ah...sorry to hear man. Luck has gotten everyone down lately, and the lag is just horrible. What can we do?

redtwister · 06-01-2008, 03:50 AM

I've been getting disconnected lately. It happened about 4-5 times today. Then it happened twice the other day when I was playing with Tay. Out of all those matches, only a few of them looked to be in my favor. The rest I was done for.

Tough luck on the match.

Crimson Phoenix · 06-01-2008, 03:51 AM

That's the most saddest story ever.( I know, I did that on purpose )

Lord Flex · 06-01-2008, 04:00 AM

Bottle don't take the wrong turn...
God loves all of us, the computer hates you :P

EverL · 06-01-2008, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Flex

Bottle don't take the wrong turn...
God loves all of us, the computer hates you :P

Well...I don't really like you...but you're an exception.

06-01-2008, 03:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bottle Best & Worst Mod '07, '08 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Inside The Bottle Posts: 9,162	I thought I'd pop onto Legends for a quick grey game. I set up my standard dropless form and jump a grey with a mud avatar. He has a same-side grey bomb with front-row knight, witch, mud, witch, knight, second row pyro, pyro, assassin, pyro, pyro. OK. Start of the game, everything seems normal. I blast a witch, he quakes, I kill the mud, he kills my witch and chanty. I pull back my knight and scout, and heal. (I take a front shot at a pyro as I leave, but it blocks. No problem at this stage.) He kills my assassin with his pyros while I hit a pyro down to 12 and blast the other witch. One of his knights gets inside my formation, but I hit it with my knight, and block the route to my cleric. Here's where the fun starts. My 2 advanced knights are injured by his pyros. He sends his assassin up. It hits my knights, one from the front, one from the side. Sigh. OK- I go for the assassin from the side and retreat the most injured knight. The assassin blocks. He kills one of my knights with a pyro. I try to hit his pyro that blocked earlier with my scout, 96% to hit. It blocks. He sends in his assassin to attack my knight from the front and my scout from the side. Both hit. I hit the assassin, he pyros the assassin and my LW. I blast the assassin with my LW to ensure the bomb doesn't go off. He hits my scout from the side. (Again. +34, I think.) I heal my injured damage units, he hits my LW again moving 3 of his pyros into attacking positions. I hit the knight from the rear with my injured knight. My scout has +88, and he attacks it from the side. He hits and kills it. The route to the cleric is still blocked so I send a knight to hit a pyro from the side. It blocks. He goes for my knight that's blocking the cleric. I try to kill the knight first. He blocks from the side. He side-hits my knight to kill it. I blast the pyro that helped kill my knight and hit his knight from the side with -79, finally killing it. He sends in the remaining 2 advanced pyros, but hits my knight instead of killing my cleric. I still have a chance! It's my 40HP knight, 21HP cleric, 29HP BW and 40-ishHP LW against his knight and pyro, a decent distance away, plus a pyro that will recover after my LW does, and a 12HP pyro. I walk my knight up to prepare to kill the 12HP pyro from behind. Once I've done that and blasted the advanced pyro, I can use my wards to protect my cleric while I kill the final pyro, and then it's my knight, wards and cleric vs. his lone knight! Blocking can't stop me now! OK, let's... Black screen. Disconnected. So it looks like I'm not playing TAO tonight. Last edited by Bottle; 06-01-2008 at 03:31 AM.

06-01-2008, 03:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Duraza Retired Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Netcave Posts: 5,921	but God LOVES you bottle. Look for the silver screen in every fail pardon. Black screen in your case. I couldn't help myself, really, i couldn't __________________ ^Hollywood^ TAO's Finest Greys. TAO's Hardcore. Calvinball. (Legends Game Help)

06-01-2008, 03:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
isuckatthisgame121 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,585	Seems lady luck isn't to fond of you __________________

06-01-2008, 03:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
EverL Reprimanded Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cross Posts: 1,254	Of course I don't want you playing TAO. /classic __________________ I come, I conquer, I sleep.

06-01-2008, 03:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orodoro aka [ DraQuist ] Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pwning on the 7th Floor on Legends! Posts: 3,835	Ah...sorry to hear man. Luck has gotten everyone down lately, and the lag is just horrible. What can we do? __________________ \| My Win \| Who Am I? \| NBA Thread \|

06-01-2008, 03:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
redtwister Up your manaush! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,607	I've been getting disconnected lately. It happened about 4-5 times today. Then it happened twice the other day when I was playing with Tay. Out of all those matches, only a few of them looked to be in my favor. The rest I was done for. Tough luck on the match. __________________

06-01-2008, 03:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
Crimson Phoenix 绛红凤凰 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Clipsburg, Pistolvania. Posts: 7,077	That's the most saddest story ever.( I know, I did that on purpose ) __________________ Need some formations?

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