Solomon's Revenge

Ya so, being a fly fella and not bothering to ask for games, i jump the account chair. I had no clue who it was although the opponents opening line was "YOUR ze FheG!". I should have known it was Gypsy, but meh, I iZ NoUb!

So he has a center turt (similiar to the set weezy used) and i had nj rush. He stoned, i hit stone with ga and begin attacking. I don't remember much else about the game because i was too busy trying not to set my pants on fire. Man, i was farting like od. I need to poop that bad. Well, at the end, i pooped on Gypsy. I had no clue that it was Gypsy, (i thought it was some nub ) so i didn't s/s. I then proceeded to stink up my bathroom. When i get back to my comp, zomg. A pm from Gypsy telling me that it was him.



Later on, i see him online and asks for game. He gets on alpha helix and we dance. He has a center dsm/1 pyro bomb/anti and i have nj rush. I traded scout for dsm (capped by a 40% hit on his dsm) and rushed the rest of the way. A bad misclick with my dt hurt bad but i still got the game to the point where it was my dragon vs his dragon. He could have drawed, but continued to attack and i won.



I must conclude that Gypsy is a dumb boob, and i gave him some pwnage. Plus my poop in between games really felt good.

GG

Dreadly

Nice game.
Hope to see alot more of your wins against a lot of us. I also see that it was a great game between both of you.
As I can see that the dragon was the only one standing from both of you.

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Fonzo

Lucifer..

I've played you before, won? not sure. Prably...

Don't feel to good about urself buddy, we're old timers =p Take is easy on us vet's O_o

I'm even thinking of going all out for the year then retiring...

BACK TO SUBJECT

Nice winz

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Thanks JaGx for the Sig, nice job.

S3RO

You beat a turtle, with a rush. How impressive.

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JaGx

You should read the rest of the post.

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S3RO

Im physically incapable of continuing to read after "Well, at the end, i pooped on Gypsy.". I that point I figure he won, and ((*&^ his pants.....

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Solomon's Revenge

He had a center turt with an lw. Which counters an nj rush.

And the second time, i played a center dsm/one pyro anti.

Read plox.

Gypsy

To be fair you got a key under 50% chance early and I still had a chance for a draw and messed up at the end of the second game. =P

First game is worth noting that it was close too, you had frost and dragon left.

Ps. I said: Hay phag.

Solomon's Revenge

In the second game, i never should have let it get to a draw. My frost was at 22 and had i left your dragon frozen and healed one more time, i would have gotten my frost to 34. Then freeze and kill your 16 hp frost and freeze dragon. I made a dumb mistake and you an even dumber one.

Gypsy

See since you take drugs your memory is bad. Mine is vivid, provided it's short term.

You had a choice, knight or frost. You killed the knight. I froze your frost. You healed. After some passing you killed my frost, then my dragon killed yours. More passing...I kill your cleric, you take a shot on my dragon. More passing and then I messed up by attacking your dragon. Oops....you got a bad memory. =P